Dangerous Business

To quote the most defining literary work of our time,

Cinnamon Teddy Grahams are so good that they will likely be banned in the future USSA. This will be the final catalyst which will cause several states to secede, and bitter civil war will ensue. A decisive battle will be fought at the Nabisco plant in Chicago, Illinois.

Thank you Clint Blizzard, for this most amazing piece of art.